Let me just put this out there for people who don't have cats: Cats are bullshit. Cats are supposed to be otherworldly and mysterious and aloof and have those judgmental stares that says, "I know what you do when no one else is around, you freak" or "I know the secrets of life and you are failing" (okay, so those stares are pretty common). They are ( Read more... )

So, our cat Skipper is this big grey-and-white guy that's normally very good, but he's afraid of both men and loud noises. So, of course, he was hiding under my mom's bed this morning when the plumbers came over to mess around with the sink. And Mom's room stank, so she asked me to get Skipper out from under the bed in case he had pissed or shit.

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Look, "usage" is not spelled "usuage." Your fingers can stop trying to put that extra "u" in there, it doesn't act like a silent "g ( Read more... )

A Study on Relationship Dynamics in Twilight

( Holy shit, I wrote an entire ESSAY on this. )

Title: The Saga of Anubis (Or, How Daniel Jackson is Followed By a Kitten)
Author: Lady Lade
Rating: R
Summary: The kitten stares at him. Daniel stares back. Either Daniel’s hallucinating, or he’s got a Goa’uld kitten in his bathroom.
Warnings: Ridiculous, ridiculous crack. I am not joking about this. Also, language.
Disclaimer: I obviously don't even ( Read more... )